Not For Broadcast

Its time for the National Nightly News A nation tunes in and you get to decide whats fit for broadcast Pick the most exciting or scandalous camera angles bleep the swears and determine which ads to run to keep the sponsors happy No pressure right I mean who pays attention to the news anyway



Not For Broadcast is a darkly comedic game of televised chaos that lets you pick what you want to see on TV no matter what anybody else wants Egotistical celebrities dishonest politicians and strange sponsors clash on the airwaves Youre here to ensure that the show goes on uninterrupted



Cut between multiple camera feeds tweak the headlines bleep the foul language all with just moments to spare on a live broadcast Whether you toe the party line or stir up a scandal is your choice so long as you can hold the audiences fickle attention



Frame the picture and the debate Keep the general public entertained with your editing skills You are the artist and the broadcast is your canvas



Keep it PG Smash that big red CENSOR button to keep rude words and other sensitive information off the air Keep the news safe for children and oppressive political regimes alike



Handpick the headlines Theres more news to see than a single broadcast can possibly contain so someone thats you gets to choose what goes on air Frame a footballer as a loving beau or a drunken lout Your call to make and just one of many Its just TV right Its not like you could change an entire nations fate



Cue the ads Powerful as you are theyre really not paying you enough here Some handpicked if slightly sketchy sponsors might help pad that bank balance and provide some laughs along the way Customer satisfaction is not guaranteed and absolutely no refunds



The show must go on Nothing will stop the National Nightly News not even existential threats Keep broadcasting no matter how bizarre things get News stops for noone not even a category 5 storm



Keep them laughing as you go Okay so the news isnt all sunshine and celebrity embarrassments Theres all that talk of war and the politics are just getting to you But dont worry be happy Tune out the chaos turn up the ads and whatever you do dont listen in on the increasingly panicked chatter of the news crew behind the scenes Everythings fine